shark attack

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So I haven't updated in 489324809382 years. I am 27 now, I started this journal when I was like 17. So last I posted I was just hired at Ritz Camera...Fast forward two years later, I am jobless and Ritz Camera just laid off 1,000 employees and closed 120 out of 249 stores.. but I did just married 3 weeks ago, and I'm not pregnant! Currently my husband Rob and I have been house hunting.. it's pretty lame, I just want to move ans not be a cramped up apartment.

Okay, don't want to get too crazy.
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So I havn't had my laptop for a month. I sent it in to Walmarts extended warranty to get repaired and they couldn't repair it. I bought the laptop the day after Xmas in 2007. They called and told me they can't fix it so they're sending me a check for $628 plus taxes. My original purchase price for my 1 gig ram HP ;). So Vito took my to Walmart the other day and spotted me the money until I get my check. I got an Acer. I don't think Acer is a terrible brand. It has 2 gig ram, still better then my original, and it was $348 and of course I bought the extended warranty again. So I ended up spending 400 bucks, which leaves me with $250 left over. This unemployed slut is going to buy some Christmas shit yay. I'm a little excited over that haha.

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Life has taken me to a new place. I am still in my beloved Colorado. More of an update soon :)
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This made me chuckle (:

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from intarwebpolice.

devowasright is stalking intarwebpolice
devowasright's REAL name :Ouida Caldwell
devowasright's REAL DOB :22nd June 1984
Height :156 cmWeight : 77.9 kg
devowasright has dreamt about you : 22 times
devowasright became interested in you : 12th December 2007
devowasright's latest dream about you
devowasright and intarwebpolice make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael's Careless Whisper playing in the distance.
This is how devowasright describes your relationship behind your back
'I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn't. intarwebpolice told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.'
devowasright's been stealing stuff from your house too.
devowasright enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of intarwebpolice's stolen socks.
They've even started modifying their body for you
devowasright has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!

The Police
No. calls to the police : 17 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
devowasright's Police File
Personally I think we should have shot devowasright whilst we had the chance.

Testimonies about devowasright
shmike - Marathon Munt
'devowasright was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I'm really shocked..'
evilmachine00 - Gives birth to cattle
'Jesus fuck! You've got to be joking?!??! devowasright? A pervert? It's quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!'
katsteardrop - A daring kleptomaniac
'I don't really have that many enemies - but devowasright is definitely one of them now.'
raech - A deformed enuch
'Uncool and unhip devowasright is just plain shit!'

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Men arrested after kissing on Main Street Plaza

On one hand, that's a civil right issue, and I am all for gay rights.. on the other that's church property- and they're disrespecting the churchs beliefs. Just because they're Mormon and conservative doesn't mean its okay to disrespect their temple. Religion rights vs. Gay rights. They were asked to leave, but created a scene and then were arrested. I'm sure if there was a straight couple making out and wouldn't leave it would be the same thing.

SALT LAKE CITY -- Two men say they were singled out and treated unfairly by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint because they're gay. Salt Lake City police arrested the two for trespassing when they were asked to leave the Church's Main Street Plaza but refused to do so.

On Thursday night, Derek Jones and his boyfriend, Matt, walked through the plaza holding hands. One reportedly kissed the other, and that's when security guards asked them to leave.

"We were called at about 10:25 p.m. by LDS security to come over to their property where two males were in custody for refusing to leave the property," explained Salt Lake police Sgt. Robin Snyder said.

The couple was cited for trespassing. Snyder says the law allows the owner of a property to kick someone out for any reason.

"A property owner has the right to ask someone to leave their property. If they do not leave that property, then they have violated an ordinance, a Salt Lake City ordinance, which is trespassing. So, the police became involved," Snyder said.

The Church released a statement saying the couple was "asked to stop engaging in inappropriate behavior just as any other couple would have been. They became argumentative and used profanity and refused to leave the property. They were arrested and then given a citation for criminal trespass by SLPD."

"If this is a public place, such as a park, that's a whole different story," Snyder said.

But Jones paints a different picture. In a blog, Jones wrote: "This especially irked the both of us because having walked through on a frequent basis (we often walk to work through there) and every time I have been through there are either marriage ceremonies going on, young Mormon couples cuddling in front the fountain, hugging, holding hands, etc.

"Matt then tried to get them to admit they were singling us out because they just didn't approve of ‘gay' public displays of affection, baiting them into revealing their bigotry."
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I love Limbecks cover of Motion City Soundtracks "Perfect Teeth"

"turns out that I'm barely barely holding on"
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Ha this sounds so spammy.. it's not..I swear

So if you guys are dog owners like me.. then you might know about Frosty Paws.. dog ice cream. Well my dogs love that shit- really though most dogs will eat anything haha. Anyways my mom emailed me the homemade version, and my dogs went nuts, I just made my second batch. I originally tried making them with little Dixie cups, this time with cupcake liners. My mom said the cupcake liners were easier for her dogs (my dogs in Utah).

Generally dairy is bad for dogs, but yogurt is alright because it has less lactose- and the live cultures are excellent for their ears(if they have floppy heavy ears.. you know why) and digestive system.

32 oz. plain yogurt
1 mashed banana (cup and a half of apple sauce can be substituted)***
2 Tablespoon peanut butter (I use the freshly made stuff from Kroger..)
2 Tablespoon honey

1.) Mix all these ingredients using a mixer or blender
2.) Pour into Dixie cups or cupcake liners
3.) If you want, you can freeze these homemade frosty paws just like you would homemade ice cream. A salt-less automatic ice cream maker makes this as easy as using any other appliance in your home and the frosty paws will be ready to serve in 10 minutes.

***I discovered this on my own on Sunday

Don't judge me on the dirty carpet, it's by the door where the dogs come in and out.
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